Monday, August 15, 2005

joke's over.


oh, courtney. for years i have wanted for you to get your shit together, to make good music, to not be such a ridiculous cunt, to prove that you are a good actress when not playing a strung-out junkie whore, to be a good mom to a kid that had a lot of shit to deal with before she could even say “social services,” to maybe justify why i have had a liking for you for so long. i mean, you were a widow at my age! with a baby! and friends that kept od’ing! you were so outspoken and didn’t give a fuck and just wanted to make art and work out your issues in front of a live studio audience. i usually dress up like you for halloween, mostly because it’s fun to look as totally disgusting and rancid as possible, but that hole t-shirt i wear over my pink babydoll dress and under the craptastic fox-fur-trimmed cream leather belted coat is from 1994, when i thought that you were rad. well, bitch, i think i’m finally over you. quit fucking doing drugs, quit lifting your shirt and skirt like a deranged attention-starved skank, quit selling your dead husband’s legacy, quit beating people up, quit running over to the entertainment tonight microphone when they’re trolling the red carpet at c-list events (yeah, i saw that you were at the american idol finale this year), quit trying to be a celebrity, quit being a los angeles wash-up, quit with the repulsive drag queen plastic surgery, and, most importantly, maybe you should just quit pretending that people ought to like you.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

courtney has no talent. never did.

easily explained: the first hole record sucked, the second one was written by kurt cobain, the third one was written by billy corgan, and the solo disc that didn't sell was written by that ghost writer from 4 non blondes.

courtney can only play drug addicts because she is a drug addict.

pathetic and sad.

lostsatellite said...

I thought this post was spot on...

Live Through This was important to me in high school/early college, and I thought she had powerful performances in People vs. Larry Flynt and Man on the Moon...I believe she does possess intelligence and talent somewhere, but she just lets it go to waste on really erratic and bizarre behavior...the celebrity status she has now is based on being a spectacle of a train wreck, and little more...she needs to get her shit together...and until she does, she should be completely out of the public eye...