Tuesday, September 20, 2005

is nancy still single?


john hinckley wants a girlfriend. yeah, well, i want a puppy, but i rent, and you’re in st elizabeth’s, so we can’t always get what we want.

Smitten with a hospital chaplain, he scheduled an appointment with her. But when asked about it by his doctors, Hinckley admitted that the appointment was mostly a chance to see a "pretty lady" and agreed to cancel it.

you know you’re hard up when the mental ward chaplain is lookin good to you.

his last lady friend was in for murdering her 10-year-old daughter. now that’s hott.

insert obligatory jodie foster joke here.

3 comments:

SarahReznor said...

i think we just found courtney love something to do...!

tc ex dc said...

I once heard of a bar in DC that advertised this drink special: "$1 Hinkleys -- Reagan Shooters."

Anonymous said...

the asshole shot a president... and then got to skip the joint for the looney bin.

fine. I say you're still coo coo for cocoa puffs, and you stay where you're at, crazy bastard.

no freedom for you.

-tim