Friday, October 14, 2005
anderson cooper is the smartest man on tv.
anderson cooper on nailbiting:
There are certainly plenty of less painful ways to deal with stress, but really, how many times a day can you masturbate?
on his hair (which i think is hott):
Going gray is like ejaculation. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock.
on covering the ball drop in times square:
I still think going out on New Year's Eve is lame
for more wit and wisdom: http://www.cnn.com/CNN/Programs/anderson.cooper.360/archive/index.html