Friday, October 14, 2005

anderson cooper is the smartest man on tv.

anderson cooper on nailbiting:

There are certainly plenty of less painful ways to deal with stress, but really, how many times a day can you masturbate?

on his hair (which i think is hott):

Going gray is like ejaculation. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock.

on covering the ball drop in times square:

I still think going out on New Year's Eve is lame

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Anonymous said...

anderson cooper is a tool.

Anonymous said...

apparently there's TWO anderson cooper essays:

1. sad face "When I was in college, my brother killed himself" Anderson Cooper.


2. happy face light hearted "why I hate vacations" Anderson Cooper.

WAKE UP PEOPLE. This is THE SAME SHIT that FUCKING LARRY KING and ANDY ROONEY try to pass of as journalism and comentary.

Anderson Cooper is a hack.