Friday, October 14, 2005
my skin is crawling
ecf forwarded another gem from nyc craig's list. anyone need a totally insane roommate?
there is a lot to say about this fellow - like how he is brimming with homoerotic desire no matter how much he really wants to tell you about being straight, and he is clearly a sociopath who has very unhealthy relationships with women - but really i don't even want to get into it.
if you email/harrass him, please forward to me. you'll be my hero.
$800 - Str8 dude looking for cool and Fraternity-friendly roommate
Reply to: firstname.lastname@example.org
Date: 2005-10-13, 8:56PM EDT
Hey all, PLEASE READ THIS WHOLE AD.
I'm going to be very upfront and honest. I am a straight (but not narrow), laid back dude, who is looking for someone laid back and cool to find an apt together with. I'm thinking we could get a 2bed for around 1800-2000, or if you're willing to live in a living room, I've seen 1 bedrooms for 1600 (I'll pay more and take the bedroom).
Here are MUSTS:
NO SMOKERS - NO EXCEPTIONS - I don't care if you "just smoke outside."NO!
I need someone CLEAN. For example, if you use the same sponge to washthe floor and your dishes, we WON'T get along.
NO NOISY folks, thanks.
Now I said I'm going to be totally upfront. Here's more info that you need to know - I like to watch porn, and I'm not ashamed to be asexually-active 27 yo male. I like to walk around in my boxers, and Ihave hook-ups over. I am also 100% gay friendly. So I don't care if you're straight, gay, bi, whatever.
I am the president of a local fraternity, and we do consensual gangbangs on girls about once a month (in hotel rooms). Wanted to be upfront about that as well. It's a big part of who I am. It's a really great fraternity. We're all about male bonding, and guys just being guys and having a great time and using women - hell yeah! If you're cool and in shape, maybe you can even join in on the fun!
So basically, I'm looking to live in an apt where I can be myself, aplace where I can be a guy. So if you're looking for a cool roommate to get a place with, email me at email@example.com (We can figure out where in Manhattan to find a place).