Tuesday, November 15, 2005

cornucopia of randomness


here: the history and socio-psychological unveilings of mounting a stuffed animal to the grille of your truck.

here: if you buy my house, i will marry you. surprisingly, she is attractive, and her house is nice. unsurprisingly, she is also apparently bat-shit crazy.

here: david lynch webcasts a message every morning from his home in la. he tells you what the weather is like.

worst joke i have probably ever heard, for a variety of reasons, not the least being because i dread my impending avian flu and subsequent death:

Doctor says to patient: "I have some bad news about the bird flu you have caught."
Patient: "Oh, no. What is it doc?"
Doc says: "It's unTweetable."

here: do you think pat robertson is insane enough to maybe stage a huge disaster in dover, pa, just to be able to say "i told you so"? all fingers point to him if there are ever any mishaps. i think the real question, pat, isn't if dover voted god out of their town, but if they have disturbed the mighty force of the flying spaghetti monster. i fear his noodly appendage smiting us all.

here: that slutbag jessica cutler is up to it again. she gives new meaning to the term "media whore." keep your boob in your shirt, for the last time. we already saw you in playboy. errr, wait, we saw you on playboy's website - you didn't even make the paper edition. everyone needs to quit giving her writing jobs, and someone needs to punch her in the face for being such a whiny coked-up brat.

1 comment:

the syracusan said...

The chick with the house is 48 years old according to her bio, and a 30 year old super model according to her pictures. Hmmmm.