Wednesday, March 01, 2006

i know that this reads like a mcsweeny's list, but i'm not kidding.

a few people at the office share their itunes music libraries over the server, and it is interesting to see who listens to what. of particular note is the guy that works in the mail room. i don't even think i need to describe what he is like as a person. i'm just going to list all of the bands that he has burned to his itunes.

Abyss
Agent Steel
Aura Noir
Bathory
Black Witchery
Blasphemy
Bull Dozer
Burnt Offering
Burzum
Cannibal Corpse
Celtic Frost
Comecon
Conquerer
Corrosion of Conformity
Crumb Suckers
Cryptic Slaughter
D.R.I.
Darkthrone
Death Row
DEATHWISH
Destruction
Dismember
Goatlord
Hellhammer
Hypocrisy
Iron Angel
Kreator
Ludichrist
Mayhem
MDC (whose album is called “Millions of Dead Cops”)
Napalm Death
Nattefrost
Necrophobic
Nuclear Death
Onslaught
Poison Idea
Possessed
Ritual Carnage
Sarcofago
Sodom
Suicidal Tendencies
Venom

genres he has them filed under: one Alternative/Punk, two Black/War Metal, most are Metal or Punk, and five are marked as Rock, including Goatlord. i listened to the Goatlord song “Blood Monk” and i would NOT classify that as good ole rock. i was sitting in a very well-lit cubicle at 9:00 am surrounded by lots of happy middle-aged co-workers, and i still got scared.

i posted these websites way back in august, so they deserve another look. click here for the ten most retarded black metal photos of all time, and click here for part two of this highly informative (and hilarious) series.

i cannot decide which name is the worst. goatlord? ludichrist? black witchery? cryptic slaughter? and, btw, wtf is "war metal"?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

"D.R.I." (that's Dirty Rotten Imbeciles) fucking rawks.