Friday, January 05, 2007

dead pool 2007

dun-dun-dun . . . here it is. my choices for those most likely to die in 2007. i contribute $5 a month to the pot, $60 for the year, and wait for god to take his children home (or send them to hell, depending). we’ve got at least seven other players this year, so the jackpot could be $600 or more. last year’s list was no good – i only made 47 points, and all of those were in december. basically, 2006’s winner of $300, one of pos’ friends, had the edge with don knotts. my strategy for the year: a few terrorists, lots of really old people, a couple deeply disturbed youngins, and a smattering of the terminally ill. godspeed!

addendum: when they're dead, i'll update in red.

DEAD POOL 2007

1) Awad Hamed al-Bandar (39 points)
2) Barzan Ibrahim al-Tikriti (45 points)
3) Ayman al-Zawahri
4) Lauren Bacall
5) Tammy Faye Bakker (35 points)
6) Bob Barker
7) Chuck Berry
8) Osama bin Laden
9) Mel Brooks
10) Fidel Castro
11) Carol Channing
12) Dick Clark
13) Walter Cronkite
14) Olivia de Havilland
15) Phyllis Diller
16) Pete Doherty
17) Kirk Douglas
18) Peter Falk
19) Michael J Fox
20) Zsa Zsa Gabor
21) Estelle Getty
22) John Glenn
23) Billy Graham
24) Andy Griffith
25) Charleton Heston
26) Lady Bird Johnson (6 points)
27) BB King
28) Cloris Leachman
29) Jerry Lewis
30) Lindsay Lohan
31) Norman Mailer
32) Nelson Mandela
33) Ed McMahon
34) Les Paul
35) Prince Philip
36) Nancy Reagan
37) Nicole Richie
38) Andy Rooney
39) Mickey Rooney
40) Jane Russell
41) JD Salinger
42) Ravi Shankar
43) Ariel Sharon
44) Elizabeth Taylor
45) Margaret Thatcher
46) Studs Turkel
47) Kurt Vonnegut, Jr (16 points)
48) Elie Wiesel
49) Jonathan Winters
50) Jane Wyman

3 comments:

SarahReznor said...

WAY too many people on here that i like! BB king, mel brooks no!!!!

i agree with you on some of them though - Tammy Faye Bakker, although she should've been dead a while ago. Kirk Douglas, Dick Clark, Ariel Sharon, Phyllis Diller... but this is too macabre even for me!

Sue Carroll said...

Yikes Kristine! Michael J. Fox? Is this game and 6 bills really worth your soul? :)

Miss Misc said...

You forgot to put one of Britney's kids...doesnt matter which one. Someone is going to fall out the window or ingest Drano.