here's the jizzt:
"The Ohio Air Force lab proposed that a bomb be developed that contained a chemical that would cause enemy soliders to become gay, and to have their units break down because all their soldiers became irresistably attractive to one another."
make love (hot, steamy, battlefield love), not war, indeed.
i think that this gay bomb actually was exploded on my street last weekend - there were elderly gay dudes walking up halsted with no shirts, there was an old dude in only a speedo sunning himself outside on caribou coffee's patio, and the lines for the clubs were long. all of the trannies finally came out, too - i bet it's hard to be a tranny in the winter.
click here for more awesomeness on the gay bomb.
and no, ecf, this doesn't mean that you can start making demands like this.
i think hairspray is gonna be a gay bomb, too.