Tuesday, June 12, 2007

breaking news

ecf just sent me this article, noting that if i didn't post it in the next 10 minutes he was never going to speak to me again. since he ought to be posting it on HIS blog, but which i guess has died, i shall comply.
here's the jizzt:

"The Ohio Air Force lab proposed that a bomb be developed that contained a chemical that would cause enemy soliders to become gay, and to have their units break down because all their soldiers became irresistably attractive to one another."

make love (hot, steamy, battlefield love), not war, indeed.

i think that this gay bomb actually was exploded on my street last weekend - there were elderly gay dudes walking up halsted with no shirts, there was an old dude in only a speedo sunning himself outside on caribou coffee's patio, and the lines for the clubs were long. all of the trannies finally came out, too - i bet it's hard to be a tranny in the winter.

click here for more awesomeness on the gay bomb.

and no, ecf, this doesn't mean that you can start making demands like this.

i think hairspray is gonna be a gay bomb, too.

3 comments:

tc said...

of course it was from ohio. sigh. i swear i'm not originally from that shithole of a state.

the syracusan said...

I feel like the awesomeness of the story justified the emergency measures I used to get it out there. Our friendship may now continue unabated.

scarred retinas said...

Better shirtless elderly gays than old queens in buttless chaps like you used to see at Tracks during the annual leatherfest in D.C.

The sight of a pale, pimply shar-pei butt was enough to send a young'un screaming back to the closet.