Thursday, July 05, 2007

totally inappropriate content. very nsfw. so they tell me.


god i have so many amazing links and stories to share and very little mid-week ambition to do it. it's so weird to have a wednesday off and then have to be back to work on thursday. actually, they let us out at noon on tuesday, so i went home, made lunch, watched a few episodes of the first season of the office on netflix, and proceeded to fall asleep on my couch for a few hours. i always make such good use of time off.

my blog was rated NC-17 by this online analysis tool (that i got from the glorious hum) for the words gay (7x) bomb (4x) dead (3x) asshole (2x) and slut (1x). oh really, pigfuckers? hahahahah. i think that they only measure the front page cuz i know i swear a lot more than that. i think that "gay" is what makes it so horribly inappropriate - the documentary this film is not yet rated totally demonstrated the hypocricy between how straight sex scenes are rated R while equally (if not less) steamy gay sex scenes are immediate NC-17s. both ratings systems are fucking dumb.

the most expensive home on the market right now is a $135 million ranch in aspen that a saudi prince owns. it's too bad that pos and i don't vacation in aspen, as we are in the housing market right now. well, not really - we just wanna see what's out there in chicago that we can afford and that we like. js took us out last sunday to look at some houses and our budget is somewhere in between neighborhood-i-have-never-heard-of-before and house-that-should-probably-be-demolished. i kid. it just makes me sad that the best house we saw didnt have a garage, was pretty far west, and cost $436,000 (which makes it an automatic no, thanks). it's really fun to look, though - some houses are straight-up crazy, and you'd have to be crazy to buy them. anyway, if you buy the $135 million vacay house, be sure to go to this obnox lady's tag sale (all tags blank, she probably adjusts the price for what you look like you can afford, or outprices you if she doesn't like how you look).

happy three-month no-smoking anny to me! other than that one night where i had three drags off of a parliament (i was drunk, okay?) and it tasted so damn bad and hurt my lungs i was like "EW. that's it. i really am done." and that's that.
more later. people keep sending me the funniest shit and i really want to post them but between going to BBQs and drinking miller high life light and, oh yeah, going to my job . . .

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