went to the jewel after work to buy bacon and tomatoes so i could make this (it's just okay - tastes kinda like a soggy blt. gonna throw it back in the oven for a while).
older professional man in line in front of me: buying a 12-pack of miller light cans and a box of chocolate chip cookies.
younger professional man in line behind of me: buying a giant can of foster's and a frozen pizza.
i feel ya, dudes.
i google-image-searched "hump day" to add a graphic but i am not going to post any of those.